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IN THIS ISSUE HOW TO SURVIVE EATING
NEW YORK CORNER IL PRINCIPE and STORICO By John Mariani NOTES FROM THE WINE CELLAR PATIENCE IS THE KEY FOR DAMILANO BAROLO By John Mariani ❖❖❖ HOW TO
SURVIVE EATING
The first time I
took my first-born son to dinner he was three
weeks old and strapped to my chest in a Snugli. Frankly,
I would have preferred to be out alone with my
wife after 21 days of sleepless nights and
constant fretting, but since we couldn’t get a
sitter and desperately needed a night out, he came
with us. It was a very good Chinese
restaurant and he slept through the entire meal. Don’t
let them order. Just choose several items,
especially those they are not familiar with, and
have the waiter set them all on the table family
style. When they ask, “What’s that?” just say, “Try
it.” If they say, “What if I hate it?” reply, “Then
don’t try it.” I can guarantee their appetites and
salivary glands will propel them to try something,
maybe everything, as long as you don’t try to force
them to. And they will like
it and become more and more adventurous. Tell
the manager or waiter to get something to nibble on
to the table immediately—bread and butter, Mexican
chips, Chinese noodles. Kids blood sugar levels
cause them to be cranky if not fed when hunger
strikes. Be
prepared to order quickly for the same reason. Don’t
dawdle or let your wife declare, “Oh, everything
looks sooooo
good, I don’t know what to choose.” The
one-minute-forty-five second rule should be enforced
that everyone has to make a choice within that time
frame. Ask
for a table near the rest rooms and one you can get
up from easily. You know why. Small
children might be allowed small toys at the table
but stifle their mania for playing video games at
the youngest possible age. Same with iphones and
Blackberries. See
if you can get a waitress rather than a waiter. The
former tend to be much more patient, even maternal.
Dessert
should be a reward for good behavior. If
you must take children to a fancy, deluxe
restaurant, alert the manager and tell him you will
be in and out in a civilized 90-minute span. Get the
check when you order dessert. The
cut-off age you can expect kids to behave at a
restaurant is twelve, after which teenagers are
impossible to please because they can think of
nothing more repellant than to
be seen eating out with their parents. It’s also
when they start to concoct their own idiotic diet
requirements and suddenly find everything you’d
suggest from a menu abominable or inedible. Wait till
they’re eighteen—at least your daughter—then try to
coax them out to a fine restaurant. If
a kid has gone vegetarian, just check the
restaurant’s menu and tell the management. In most
restaurants it’s not a problem at all. But if the
kid has gone vegan (where did you go wrong?), there
is no way in hell you will ever please
him, so just forget going out entirely. ❖❖❖ FINE DINING IS DOING. . . . VERY, VERY WELL By John Mariani
I’d be the last to
recommend Zagat as a reliable ratings system,
whereby a burrito stand gets the same number of
points as an haute cuisine French restaurant and
no restaurant rates lower than “good to very
good.” But if the highest number of people give
the highest points for food and décor to a
restaurant in such a survey, it is worth taking
seriously as an indicator of excellence. 1. Le
Bernardin (food: 29; décor: 28) 2. Bouley
(food: 29; décor: 28) 3. Daniel
(food: 29; décor: 28) 4. Jean-Georges
(food: 29; décor: 28) 5. Gotham
Bar and Grill (food: 28; décor: 26) 6. Peter
Luger Steak House (food: 28; décor:
17) 7. Eleven
Madison Park (food: 28; décor: 28) 8. Blue
Hill (food: 28; décor: 23) 9. Per
Se (food: 28; décor: 27) 10.
Gramercy
Tavern (food: 28; décor: 26)
❖❖❖ NEW YORK CORNER
TWO ITALIAN RESTAURANTS OFF THE BEATEN TRACK By John Mariani
While the "hot" neighborhoods
of Brooklyn and the Lower East Side keep the
food media busy lavishing every scuzzy
storefront with praise, there are other
restaurants a little off the beaten track that
offer fine food and far lovelier surroundings
for a civilized meal.
Il Principe is a
stunningly good looking one-year-old restaurant in
the Hugo Hotel, wedged in between TriBeCa, SoHo
and the West Village, just across from the
blocks-long UPS garage, in a quarter dubbed Hudson
Square. Architect Marcello Pozzi has done a superb
job of marrying the elegance of wood and
industrial materials throughout, including the
glass-enclosed lobby, the restaurant bar and a
Rooftop Bar with a glorious 360-degree view of the
city and the Hudson River. The
lighting in the dining room bespeaks elegant
modernity of a kind you’d find in Milan right now,
the walls hung with striking black and white
photos, the soft gray fabric chairs are very
comfortable, and in the rear, beyond a glass wall,
is an ivy-walled patio that seems miles away from
the city’s hectic pace, noise and UPS trucks.
Caffé Storico
The Upper West Side
continues to grow in gastronomic clout but not,
thank God, with the same frenzy as downtown. Of
course, you’d expect a restaurant set within the
New York Historical Society to have a certain
refinement, and Caffé
Storico has plenty of that, fitting snugly
into the
museum’s north corner. Its stately windows let in
the Central Park
daylight against milk white walls and wood, a
gleaming historic brass chandelier, lemon yellow
banquettes, a marble counter, open kitchen and a
window into the sculpture arcade. At
night (if they don’t inexplicably turn the lights
down) the setting becomes soft and comforting. Caffé Storico is open for lunch
Mon.-Sat., for dinner nightly, for brunch on
Sunday.
❖❖❖ NOTES FROM THE WINE CELLAR
PATIENCE IS THE KEY FOR DAMILANO BAROLO By John Mariani
I
wouldn’t call it a raging debate, but in Italy’s
Piedmont region there are two schools of thought
as to how to make one of its two most famous
wines, Barolo, made from the Nebbiolo grape. (The
other is Barbaresco, made from the same grape.)
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. . . AND THE SALADS
WITH A SIDE OF SOYLENT GREEN “Nearly every dish at Gaia comes with plastic serving spoons and a crumpled foil trough full of freshly house-baked focaccia soldiers.”—Silvia Killingsworth, “Gaia Italian Café,” The New Yorker (June 22, 2015).
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